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It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
His hands were made for my vagina.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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