dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
home. puking in laundry basket.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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