Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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