I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
