i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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