Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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