Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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