why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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