who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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