I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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