Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
You may now shotgun with the bride
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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