What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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