We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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