porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
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