i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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