I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
The uberlube is also flammable
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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