Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Randomize
