return my video game
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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