I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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