Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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