Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Hippo gnu deer
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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