Banned from zoo.
Again?
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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