I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
