If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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