im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
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