so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
it glows. i had to have it.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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