IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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