he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
We don't watch enough power rangers
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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