I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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