I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize