What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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