so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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