before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
Randomize
