I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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