Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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