I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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