But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
dude i'm inner monologue high
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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