even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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