New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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