ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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