There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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