Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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