just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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