The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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