I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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