so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
A+ Viking dick
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