I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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