The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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