Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I want to stick my p in your. b.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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