She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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