my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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