Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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