I love black thongs
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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