What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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