I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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